The Professor who failed his entire class

  • Fictional account to illustrate a deeper truth

An economics professor at a local college made a statement that he had never failed a single student before, but had once failed an entire class.

That class had insisted that Obama’s socialism worked and that if enacted, no one would be poor and no one would be rich.  It would be a great equalizer.

The professor then said, “OK, we will have an experiment in this class on Obama’s plan.”

The Professor decided that all grades would be averaged together and everyone would receive the same grade.  No one would fail, but no one would receive an A either.

After the first test, the grades were averaged and everyone received a B.

The students who studied hard were upset, but the students who studied little were happy.

As a result of the averaged grade, both the students who studied hard as well as the students who studied little decided to study even less for the second exam.

The average score this time was a D and no one was happy.

When the 3rd exam rolled around, the average score was an F.

The scores never increased and students blamed each other for the overall poor performance of the class.  No one wanted to  study hard for the benefit of another student.

To their great surprise, all students failed the course.  The professor told them that socialism would also ultimately fail because when the reward is great, the effort to succeed is great, but when the government takes all of the reward away, no one will try hard or want to succeed.

Comments

Comment from Donald C. Hershfeld
Time: August 11, 2010, 9:23 am

Although a fictional story, everyone who has ever been to a school where real grades are actually earned KNOWS that it rings true. Human nature is what it is, and is not going to change just because some utopians wish it were possible. A brilliant analogy that deserves very broad distribution. I see the same principle at work constantly when guests come to stay here. Couples or families renting our guest cottage have some skin in the game (in the form of a cleaning/security deposit). Generally they leave the cottage reasonably neat and clean prior to their departure. However, groups of unrelated individuals, at least when no one person is putting up this same deposit, almost unfailingly demonstrate very little if any care with regard to how they leave the accommodation. Its the same operative principle at work. Thank you.

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